Mug _ Not YOURS

Simple rule.
Very important rule 😌☕

If you have to ask, guess, or “just borrow it quickly”… it’s not yours.

This mug is for office warriors, kitchen survivors, and anyone protecting their caffeine like it’s a legally binding asset.

Perfect for shared spaces, workplaces, student flats, family homes, and anywhere mugs mysteriously disappear and reappear like emotional plot twists.

Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or silently enforcing boundaries, this mug does the talking so you don’t have to.

Glossy, sturdy, dishwasher-safe, and emotionally unavailable to thieves.

Because mug ownership is serious business 😏☕

❤️ Funky Belly Mission
We create funny, bold, and meaningful designs that mix humour with real-life truths — while raising awareness for ageing humans and their beloved furry sidekicks 🐾

Because boundaries matter… especially mug boundaries ☕💛

Follow us for sarcasm, honesty, pets, and belly laughs 😏💃
https://www.instagram.com/funky_belly/

🎯 Perfect For:
• Office desks 😏
• Shared kitchens
• Coworkers 👀
• Student accommodation
• Funny housemate gifts
• Coffee lovers ☕
• Boundary setters
• Sarcastic humans

📦 The Important (But Still Fun) Stuff:

🐔 FREE DELIVERY Worldwide from a small UK biz! Thanks for supporting our slightly territorial mug mission of humour and caffeine protection.

🐶 Need help? Message us anytime — we will investigate all missing mug cases seriously.

😺 Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen’s honesty level.

😜 Got an issue? Message us before claiming mugs that aren’t yours.

Add it to your cart… or step away from the mug 😏☕