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Funky Belly - Gifts That Scream ‘You’re Awesome!’ Without Being Boring!

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Keep Calm 2

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Keep Calm 2

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This funny sarcastic poster is your daily reminder that peace is more important than opinions you didn’t ask for.

Perfect for anyone navigating work drama, shared living chaos, or general life nonsense with a calm face and a strong internal scream 👀

Simple, bold, and brutally relatable, this wall art adds humour and attitude to your space while reminding you not to waste energy on things (or people) that don’t matter.

Because honestly…
silence + boundaries = happiness.

Perfect for offices, bedrooms, hallways, student flats, and anywhere you need a visual reminder to stay calm and rise above the chaos.


❤️ Funky Belly Mission
We create bold, funny, and meaningful designs that mix humour with real-life truth—while raising awareness for ageing people and their beloved pets.

Because life’s better when you laugh through the chaos 😄🐾

Follow us for humour, honesty, pets, and everyday truths 😏💃
https://www.instagram.com/funky_belly/

🎯 Perfect For:
• Office desks & workplaces 😏
• Funny home decor 🏠
• Shared flats & student housing
• Stressful work environments
• Housewarming gifts 🎁
• People avoiding unnecessary drama 👀

📦 The Important (But Still Fun) Stuff:

🐔 FREE DELIVERY Worldwide from a small UK biz! The Funky Belly nutters thank you for staying calm and ignoring idiots with us 😏

🐶 Need another size or colour? Give us a shout—we support maximum peace and minimum nonsense.

😺 Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen’s emotional intelligence.

😜 Got an issue? Message us before stressing! Love it? Leave us a cheeky 5-star review!

Add it to your cart… and stay calm enough to ignore the nonsense 😌😏

Information

👚 Fabric magic: 100% organic cotton exterior (because your skin deserves the good stuff)

🥰 Blend breakdown: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester (Grey Melange: add 5% viscose, because why not?)

⚖️ Weight training: 8.26 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) – the sweet spot between lightweight and heavyweight

🧶 Style points: Regular fit, French terry knit, set-in sleeves, ribbed collar, and a neck tape that’s more supportive than most exes

💚 Eco bragging rights: GOTS, OCS, GRS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-approved vegan (translation: very planet-friendly)

🗑️ Made on demand: No minimums, no waste, no guilt

🚚 Delivery drama: 3–10 days… unless the postal service decides to audition for Days of Our Lives again

Size Drama Alert: If you’re in the US, do yourself a favour and order one size up. Our supplier speaks fluent EU sizing, which basically means “smaller than you thought.” Save yourself the try-on meltdown and go bigger.

🎞️ Mock-Up = Movie Trailer:
Our images are like a movie trailer — they give you a great idea of the vibe, but the final star of the show is your actual garment. 😏

Because every item is individually printed and apparel sizes vary, the print size and placement may appear slightly different (a little bigger, smaller, or positioned differently) on the final product.

This is totally normal and part of what makes each piece uniquely yours ✨ — created with care, quality, and Funky Belly love.

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