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Funky Belly - Gifts That Scream ‘You’re Awesome!’ Without Being Boring!

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Life Is Not A Fairy Tale 1

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Life Is Not A Fairy Tale 1

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This sweatshirt is basically a stand-up routine you can wear. Warm, witty, and guaranteed to make you feel 73% funnier (scientifically proven by nobody).

Soft? Absolutely. Stylish? Always. Life-changing? Let’s not get carried away. Cheap and flimsy? Never. This isn’t one of those “bargain” sweatshirts that fall apart faster than a bad date. It’s a keeper – the kind of jumper you’ll wear, wash, and wear again without regret. 🙄

This design: For anyone who believes sarcasm should be a second language.

Bonus: every sweatshirt keeps our mission alive — raising smiles while raising awareness. 🥰

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👚 Fabric magic: 100% organic cotton exterior (because your skin deserves the good stuff)

🥰 Blend breakdown: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester (Grey Melange: add 5% viscose, because why not?)

⚖️ Weight training: 8.26 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) – the sweet spot between lightweight and heavyweight

🧶 Style points: Regular fit, French terry knit, set-in sleeves, ribbed collar, and a neck tape that’s more supportive than most exes

💚 Eco bragging rights: GOTS, OCS, GRS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-approved vegan (translation: very planet-friendly)

🗑️ Made on demand: No minimums, no waste, no guilt

🚚 Delivery drama: 3–10 days… unless the postal service decides to audition for Days of Our Lives again

Size Drama Alert: If you’re in the US, do yourself a favour and order one size up. Our supplier speaks fluent EU sizing, which basically means “smaller than you thought.” Save yourself the try-on meltdown and go bigger.

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