You don't have to be alone
(Unless You Really Want To 😏)
You Found Us. (Please wipe your feet. The tiny tyrants are sensitive.)
Welcome to Funky Belly. You’ve successfully located the one corner of the internet where we decided to be both gloriously ridiculous and secretly useful.
We are a non-traditional operation run entirely by our chaotic family of characters. They are not mascots. They are highly-invested, slightly unhinged operatives.
The Mission (It’s Mandatory)
Our characters use their charm (and mild panic) to tackle two big problems:
Animals in Need: Fighting for their welfare, one adorable, highly-judgmental piece of merch at a time.
The Ageing Population: Raising awareness (with a laugh, not a lecture) about scams. (Someone has to keep Grandpa from clicking the 'Free Yacht' link.)
The Twist: You Don’t Buy a Gift. You Fund the Dysfunction.
This is the part where we stop being a gift shop and start being a required donation model.
You aren't just purchasing merchandise; you are buying necessary emotional collateral. Every item is proof of life for the mission and keeps our characters from having to stage a protest on your lawn.
It’s either this or therapy for the cat operative. The choice is yours.
Our gear delivers:
A Snort-Laugh Guarantee.
Proof you are better than your neighbors.
Call to Action: Follow the Drama.
If you skip buying, fine. Just follow us. It’s free to watch the chaos unfold, and you get to feel superior about knowing the cause.
👉 Fund the Chaos: @funky_belly
Need proof the chaos is real? Hit play, or we stage a protest on your lawn. 👇
We Heard A Rumour!
"I wore my Funky Belly tee to the market and I swear, at least five people stopped me to ask where I got it! It’s such a fun design, and the message really sticks. It’s bold, different, and I love that it supports a cause I care about."
Melody Anne,
United Kingdom
"These cards are hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. I sent one to my nan and she rang me cry-laughing. You don’t find stuff like this in regular card shops. "
Jade A,
Brighton
Brighton
Tom K,
New York
New York
Leila M
Netherlands
"Not only is it comfy, but it makes a statement. I wore it to brunch, and my friend literally pulled out her phone to order one. Funky Belly, you’ve made me a walking billboard—and I’m proud of it!
I’ve already bought two more for gifts."
Ben R
United Kingdom
