Growing old? Yeah, that’s on the itinerary. But growing up? Totally optional. 😉
Let’s face it—if you’re “too old for this shenaniganry,” you’re also old enough to have a PhD in knowing better! Yet here we are. You’re hearing the whispers:
“Be wiser, act your age,” 🤔
Blah blah blah. But why, though? Seriously—why?
Some of y’all (cough you know who you are) lived your youth like it was a high-speed car chase in an action movie. Others were out there grinding, holding down the fort, hustling harder than a caffeine-fueled hamster on a wheel. Either way, nobody handed you a cheat code for this level of “Adulting: Aging Edition,” am I right? 😵💫
But here’s the deal: now that your “slightly older” self is strutting onto the stage, maybe it’s time to hit pause on the life-drama playlist and cue up some fun remix. Ask yourself:
What nonsense, tomfoolery, or absolutely ridiculous thing do I actually want to do? 😁🗡️
Because let’s be honest—life’s route to getting old? It’s basically a GPS that recalculates every time you take a detour for snacks. So… what’s your next pit stop? 🌟
