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Funky Belly - Gifts That Scream ‘You’re Awesome!’ Without Being Boring!

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day 1

Sweatshirt Unisex Organic _ Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day 1

$62.00
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Life’s messy. Thankfully, your sweatshirt doesn’t have to be. Cosy enough for the chaos, durable enough for the drama, and way better at handling pressure than most of us.

Soft? Absolutely. Stylish? Always. Existential crisis-proof? …We’re working on it. Cheap and flimsy? Never. You’ve earned better. It’s a keeper – the kind of jumper you’ll wear, wash, and wear again without regret. 😏

This design: For anyone who believes adulthood is mostly Googling “how to cook rice.”

Bonus: every sweatshirt fuels our mission to make life warmer, funnier, and kinder. 😍

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👚 Fabric magic: 100% organic cotton exterior (because your skin deserves the good stuff)

🥰 Blend breakdown: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester (Grey Melange: add 5% viscose, because why not?)

⚖️ Weight training: 8.26 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) – the sweet spot between lightweight and heavyweight

🧶 Style points: Regular fit, French terry knit, set-in sleeves, ribbed collar, and a neck tape that’s more supportive than most exes

💚 Eco bragging rights: GOTS, OCS, GRS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-approved vegan (translation: very planet-friendly)

🗑️ Made on demand: No minimums, no waste, no guilt

🚚 Delivery drama: 3–10 days… unless the postal service decides to audition for Days of Our Lives again

Size Drama Alert: If you’re in the US, do yourself a favour and order one size up. Our supplier speaks fluent EU sizing, which basically means “smaller than you thought.” Save yourself the try-on meltdown and go bigger.

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